Santa has put Courtney Act in charge of the naughty or nice list and she will be personally delivering your Lump Of Coal! That’s right, kiddies, thanks to global warming it’ll be an Alt-Right White Christmas, the elves have stopped building toys until they know if they’re being deported, and Kim Jong Un’s cover of “Rocket Man” is all anyone can talk about. This nuclear winter, join Courtney Act for an hour of the most glamorous group therapy and sneak a kiss under the missile silo as she takes on the harsh hilarities of the holiday season!
Lump of Coal Holiday Tour Schedule
Nov 26 – Los Angeles, CA – Rockwell: Table & Stage ……………………………………………………………………………………….
Nov 29-30 – San Diego, CA – Martinis Above Fourth ……………………………………………………………………………………….
Dec 9, 2017 – New Orleans, LA – Cafe Istanbul ……………………………………………………………………………………….
Dec 10, 2017 – Minneapolis, MN – Lumber Exchange Event Center ……………………………………………………………………………………….
Dec 12, 2017 – Toronto, ON – Buddies in Bad Times Theatre ……………………………………………………………………………………….
Dec 14, 2017 – Montreal, QC – Cabaret Mado ……………………………………………………………………………………….
Dec 15-17, 2017 – NYC, NY – Spin Cycle ……………………………………………………………………………………….
Dec 19-20, 2017 – San Francisco, CA – Oasis ……………………………………………………………………………………….
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